They say the perception of humor allows in annoying scenarios. Effectively, not generally. In jail is much better not to joke with rubbish. They from time to time perception of humor not at all, and in my head operate so wild cockroaches…
Just about every working day in my have in a unique block for terrorists appear 5 workers of a colony to employ a early morning look at of the convicted human being (i.e. me) and specialized inspection of the premises of chamber variety (FCT), where by I served my time for amusing Cunts master in excess of the king and his guardsmen. Just about every working day inquiring the exact same thoughts, the responses to which do not make any difference. For case in point, if I have grievances about the situations of detention and proposals to the administration, if I need to have health-related treatment, whether or not prohibited merchandise? All thoughts really should be responded “no” and “Certainly” to response the problem, if I was joyful (but his established is exceptional, as in the checklist of necessary it is not integrated). And damn nicely pulled as soon as, me standing with an asterisk in the course of procmon, the problem “are There any prohibited merchandise?” to response exterior the box: “No. There are only forbidden views”. The response of the youthful inspector of ensign Kurban (whether or not Chechen, or Ingush) was lightning rapidly:
– Psyholog! Podadite court docket, convicted zapreshennye mysli!
Soon after 30 seconds, you listen to the command “deal with me, palms driving your again!”. In entrance of me is a fats lady with a breech vertuhayskaya deal with and captain’s epaulets in the type of a mousy – psychologist.
– What is your trouble? – cash it is metal the voice that the common human being demands to operate again down my backbone and to occur the involuntary act defikatsii.
– I have no trouble, I like you much more tranquil and self-confident.
– This is our problema, manifests zeal Eid, He mentioned that he zapreshennye mysli.
– What are your views? – stalking the psychologist, rapidly composing in his notebook.
In accordance to the 51st short article of the Structure have the proper not to response – I am seeking to wriggle out of it. It was an additional slip-up, since particles truly do not like when an individual remembers in vain the Structure or legislation. Definitely, what legal rights are we prisoners?
– TA-Ah-to, then do not want to chat ominously hisses the captain, her metal eyes hereditary gestapovtsy narrowed and she took out from the folder a type, he strikes rapidly and a pen.
– The identify of the short article, the deadline for which is positioned in a PKT? – she barks.
Response. Terrorist short article 205.two generates an effect on her. She breaks absent from the scribbling and 10 seconds to concentrate and gazes at me without the need of blinking. Never know, like a boa constrictor appears at a rabbit, but I am guessing about the exact same. Main OSMAN (the squad of rigid situations of serving of punishment), the obligation assistant to the head of the colony, operas and an additional sub-inspector silently stand and hold out for the denouement. See how pale the deal with of Hoo – convict from partner that will come in the early morning to sweep my “residence”. Unusual, he worried of what? But if frightened, then there is cause. He is familiar with much better, he is just a 3rd calendar year sitting down, and I am only the 2nd thirty day period.
A psychologist appears at the head of the device. He shrugs, indicating, I am not in the small business, do what you want.
– Possibly he stesnyaetsya when wseh to say? – incorporating gas to the fireplace Eid.
– You want to chat privately? – stalking the captain.
– No, I do not want to chat about their views.
– So soon after all I for thoughtcrime planted. It is fraught.
– What have you finished? On what criminal offense you have the intent? – very seriously ongoing to job interview a psychologist.
– I am speaking about thoughtcrime. I created it in the mind-set of the Ministry in the Planet. Vigilant workers of the Ministry of Reality, looking at in this a menace anglico and assault on the foundations of doublethink, tipped to where by it really should. Shortly soon after me arrived the guard of the Ministry of Like and was taken to area 101. Which is why I am in this article. So I favor no a single to share their views.
The captain stared, deal with expressed a point out of psychological coma. Device officer even now pretended that he did not implement. Operas bored with the obligation, without the need of delving into what is occurring.
– Uh-uh – so he navernoe, sutit – will make a conservative assumption Kurban.
Are you kidding me? – asks the captain, searching someway Kurban, not me.
– No, not kidding. I have a joke for two several years of a Typical routine.
Implies kidding me?
– Shutit, shutit business, barges into the dialogue Kurban. He was there in the lonely likely, nemnojko misses. Nonetheless, Kungurov?
Mugu – neopredelennoi I chuckled.
– No kidding, and that you will have problem, – the captain zaglatyvaet Notepad and waddling, scandal on their shorter legs to the exit of specblock.
– Convicted Kungurov, go to the chamber, to put together for the summary for a stroll – a analyzed chatters assistant on obligation.
Though distributing lunch skilly Eid al instantly appears at a hen feeder (window to dispense foods). Smiling:
– Effectively, you and Toot Sevodnya, terrorist. I Sopkina (I guess that is the nickname of the captain) hour mind Ipala about you. Taper every single 7 days wishes me to get in touch with and problem about the information of your unusual povedeniya. I get what you lubisi to shutit. Convey to me spasibo, and then you might be in the medical center went.
– There is likely a fantastic thought.
– Ne-uh ‘ -t, – laughed Eid, there would ne much more like it. There would tebya taken care of specialname tabletkami from napravilnyh views. Check with max how obtain there, he is also psycho soup is.
On ongoing ended up sagehill balancer Max.
Monbazillac as Apkina you the upcoming time you get in touch with, talk to her if she go through Orwell.
– Ne any longer, and then she’ll imagine I am way far too intelligent. What is that?
– Certainly, the Joker a single.
– We are sitting down?
– No, he was presently useless.
– In-in, sotniki extended are living ne – Kurban with a clang shut the trough. – And you might be not suti, – arrived at ongoing with his receding voice.
And if I ended up joking?
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